And so began the tales of Fabio the Elf, who arrived late due to a pit stop in Vegas on the way from the North Pole. Unfortunately Fabio grew rather fond of the Roulette wheel and some loan sharks tracked him down to remind him to settle his debts. #naughtyelf #elfproblems #elfontheshelf #elfvegas #straightouttanorthpoleGetting a booth at Marquee ain’t cheap. #naughtyelf #talesoffabio #elfontheshelf #elfvegas #offtothecasinoFabio! That was our last roll!From straddling the common Vegas whore straddling my wine. When will it end?The club can’t even handle me nowJust hangin out.Why can’t you and the minions play nicely?Date night. They see me rollin, they hatin.
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